Sunday, April 4, 2010

créneau


GUYS life is great…let’s celebrate…my PC is back in its good health (thnxss a lot to Piyush…shave kar dungi …king-kong kahin ka )….now you can ask… is this news important enough to get the front page space…????...well yes it is…coz only wearer know where the shoes pinches exactly…friends it is awesome to do al your important job (chatting, playing songs, watching movies , surfing about the Al Pacino…nd other hunks like andy garcia..anil srivatsa…and yess…shane bond…. Sheikh hamdun also(just google that guy-he is good)..…ohhh..i should have edited that part…) w\o ur system getting hanged... and that cruel message blinking on the screen that ur PC is under real danger…or even-worse this program is not running …(as if I don’t know…)…its horrible when the responding time of the PC increases something to 30-45 secs… …I felt like kicking the desk-top really hard…but then the sane-part of my grey matter suggested me otherwise...so basically PC prob. is a big problem….haan ..toh aap log convince ho gye hain ki mein aur bolun…??? .

But of course..i have a more important issue to share…4-5 days back I was sitting at Mc.D’s with my sister and saw a girl (my age) with hot-pants and strapless…well she seemed very comfortable in that outfit…but the crowd around was not…for the obvious reasons ofcourse …Tell me one gud reason…what dose girls think they are doing….putting their hot (some times not so hot legs) for the public glance… Friends you can straight away dumb me by saying what she wore is none-of-my-business and that I should stay out of it…since every individual has right to dress-up the way they want to… .and I wouldn’t blame you…but guys with out playing too much of moral police I have a genuine query out here… Mc D’s is a place for kids generally accompanied by their parents or even Grand parents… and sometimes people like us can also be spotted there…when we are in real mood to splurge ( SPLURGE …ohhhh)…

I asked my sis about it…and she said something which genuinely made sense to me…she said that in every individual life a creneau (empty space ) is developed and the type of creneau depends upon his own believes , upbringing, and preferences, and the various means of filling those creneau also depends on the same factor…these weirdly attired lots basically represent a group who are… may be suffering from attention-deficiency-syndrome…and therefore at the end of the day they feel satisfied that the people around them atleast notice them…they are basically quenching the thirst of their craving attention… my sis can be wrong (her past records are lethal ….) so you guys….tell me…what can be the reason behind this…????

There is a place for everything …I absolutely love jolie in whatever she wears…or kareena looked stunning in Kambhakht ishq(though lets not talk bout the screen play or treatment of that film )…and I have absolutely no issues with any MISS SO-AND-SO or MISS NOT-SO-AND-SO…wearing wat-so-ever (or not wearing what-so-ever ) displayed on the Page 3 of any news-papers supplement…But then local market , family restaurant , or any public place which includes the college campus too is surely not the place for that….

Com’on I also put my ward-rode under scanner before packing for the trip to Bihar…and choose only those dresses which wouldn’t look odd there … I really believe that “ when in Rome, do as Romans do…” the capital city of INDIA…is too genuinely a conservative city….so all those hot pants , super-short- skirts , strapes or strape-less are big no no…coz NEW DELHI is not NEW YORK or NEW JERSY yet

We straight away write-off all these girls with skimpy clothes (tag them with names which is not appropriate to be used in my blog…)but on the second thought…I thought..… what may be the motivational force behind those dresses…surly Kareena of kambhakhat ishq, Priyanka Chopra of dostana..and Lara Dutta of Blue…because people appreciate them on screen…so may be these girls (out of immaturity ofcourse) try to ape them in their real life…so basically it is the media who is spreading the wrong message around….i know you guys will shoot me …if I will talk about censorship out here…. tc

Monday, February 22, 2010

The Sound of silence….


Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence…..


I am back ..(well that’s so typically me…)hope everyone missed me…(plz say YES..)

Guys believe me I am not the one who likes sulking every now and then….infact I am a true sanguine very optimistic ,and cheerful… all the time…all the way…(u know its true…every thing I do ..i do it for you…I love Bryan Adam’s but wo kahan se beech mein aa gya…) guys time has taken its toll … 2010 has not been like it was supposed to be…I am in the mid of no where…don’t know my future …I am at my all time low…

Priyamvada you may be seeking comfort in your “Every dog has its day….”zone but it is not working for me….
Guys you all are really my best buddies…I need your help, your advice, and your support…


And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never shared
No one dared
Disturb the sound of silence



(I have no idea whether this song goes with my situation or not…anyways I like it..)

….i have been in self medication for quite some time now…and tried to console myself saying… well there is life beyond IIM’s..(or whatever)…and Bhard me jaaye Dream job…..mein to shaadi kar rhi hoon…..(well this one was really tempting but alas…)

I even planned to settle in Rishikesh (shunning all MOOH & MAYA…but rishikesh reminds me of nothing but water-rafting…bad plan)
Thought to rob a bank…CITY BANK…well the city never sleeps…with the help of Priyamvada (ritzie you were supposed to wait in your Aulto to help us flee…but couldn’t find someone appropriate to distract the guards…..
Last but not the least thought to join some rehab camp…(well Britney spears , lindsay lohan did the same…sounds preety cool…)but then dropped the idea ….bhai sahib shaadi bhi nahi hogi…

Don’t think that I am planning to cut my wrist…coz I am not…(but then you never know…)….and if you think that I am writing this just to attract attention…(well you never know…)...

Please help me (i hope it does not sound like saas-bahu soap’s promo where the protagonist asks the viewers “Agar aap meri jagar hote to kya karte….”…well even if it does…big deal…you guys already know what a big time nautanki I am ….(infact some of you even says that I am always on-the-stage-mode….. )….
I don’t know what to do…so you guys have to help me out of this situation…

Guys I am leaving on a jet plane …don’t know when I will be back again ….oh babe I hate to goooo…(god bless john Denver the ultimate peace…)…

Now you people must have got the idea that I screwed up…big time….help me

Your's troubled friend,
Shweta