créneau

GUYS life is great…let’s celebrate…my PC is back in its good health (thnxss a lot to Piyush…shave kar dungi …king-kong kahin ka )….now you can ask… is this news important enough to get the front page space…????...well yes it is…coz only wearer know where the shoes pinches exactly…friends it is awesome to do al your important job (chatting, playing songs, watching movies , surfing about the Al Pacino…nd other hunks like andy garcia..anil srivatsa…and yess…shane bond…. Sheikh hamdun also(just google that guy-he is good)..…ohhh..i should have edited that part…) w\o ur system getting hanged... and that cruel message blinking on the screen that ur PC is under real danger…or even-worse this program is not running …(as if I don’t know…)…its horrible when the responding time of the PC increases something to 30-45 secs… …I felt like kicking the desk-top really hard…but then the sane-part of my grey matter suggested me otherwise...so basically PC prob. is a big problem….haan ..toh aap log convince ho gye hain ki mein aur bolun…??? .

But of course..i have a more important issue to share…4-5 days back I was sitting at Mc.D’s with my sister and saw a girl (my age) with hot-pants and strapless…well she seemed very comfortable in that outfit…but the crowd around was not…for the obvious reasons ofcourse …Tell me one gud reason…what dose girls think they are doing….putting their hot (some times not so hot legs) for the public glance… Friends you can straight away dumb me by saying what she wore is none-of-my-business and that I should stay out of it…since every individual has right to dress-up the way they want to… .and I wouldn’t blame you…but guys with out playing too much of moral police I have a genuine query out here… Mc D’s is a place for kids generally accompanied by their parents or even Grand parents… and sometimes people like us can also be spotted there…when we are in real mood to splurge ( SPLURGE …ohhhh)…

I asked my sis about it…and she said something which genuinely made sense to me…she said that in every individual life a creneau (empty space ) is developed and the type of creneau depends upon his own believes , upbringing, and preferences, and the various means of filling those creneau also depends on the same factor…these weirdly attired lots basically represent a group who are… may be suffering from attention-deficiency-syndrome…and therefore at the end of the day they feel satisfied that the people around them atleast notice them…they are basically quenching the thirst of their craving attention… my sis can be wrong (her past records are lethal ….) so you guys….tell me…what can be the reason behind this…????

There is a place for everything …I absolutely love jolie in whatever she wears…or kareena looked stunning in Kambhakht ishq(though lets not talk bout the screen play or treatment of that film )…and I have absolutely no issues with any MISS SO-AND-SO or MISS NOT-SO-AND-SO…wearing wat-so-ever (or not wearing what-so-ever ) displayed on the Page 3 of any news-papers supplement…But then local market , family restaurant , or any public place which includes the college campus too is surely not the place for that….

Com’on I also put my ward-rode under scanner before packing for the trip to Bihar…and choose only those dresses which wouldn’t look odd there … I really believe that “ when in Rome, do as Romans do…” the capital city of INDIA…is too genuinely a conservative city….so all those hot pants , super-short- skirts , strapes or strape-less are big no no…coz NEW DELHI is not NEW YORK or NEW JERSY yet

We straight away write-off all these girls with skimpy clothes (tag them with names which is not appropriate to be used in my blog…)but on the second thought…I thought..… what may be the motivational force behind those dresses…surly Kareena of kambhakhat ishq, Priyanka Chopra of dostana..and Lara Dutta of Blue…because people appreciate them on screen…so may be these girls (out of immaturity ofcourse) try to ape them in their real life…so basically it is the media who is spreading the wrong message around….i know you guys will shoot me …if I will talk about censorship out here…. tc

The Sound of silence….

Hello darkness, my old friend
I've come to talk with you again
Because a vision softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the vision that was planted in my brain
Still remains
Within the sound of silence…..

I am back ..(well that’s so typically me…)hope everyone missed me…(plz say YES..)

Guys believe me I am not the one who likes sulking every now and then….infact I am a true sanguine very optimistic ,and cheerful… all the time…all the way…(u know its true…every thing I do ..i do it for you…I love Bryan Adam’s but wo kahan se beech mein aa gya…) guys time has taken its toll … 2010 has not been like it was supposed to be…I am in the mid of no where…don’t know my future …I am at my all time low…

Priyamvada you may be seeking comfort in your “Every dog has its day….”zone but it is not working for me….
Guys you all are really my best buddies…I need your help, your advice, and your support…


And in the naked light I saw
Ten thousand people maybe more
People talking without speaking
People hearing without listening
People writing songs that voices never shared
No one dared
Disturb the sound of silence


(I have no idea whether this song goes with my situation or not…anyways I like it..)

….i have been in self medication for quite some time now…and tried to console myself saying… well there is life beyond IIM’s..(or whatever)…and Bhard me jaaye Dream job…..mein to shaadi kar rhi hoon…..(well this one was really tempting but alas…)

I even planned to settle in Rishikesh (shunning all MOOH & MAYA…but rishikesh reminds me of nothing but water-rafting…bad plan)
Thought to rob a bank…CITY BANK…well the city never sleeps…with the help of Priyamvada (ritzie you were supposed to wait in your Aulto to help us flee…but couldn’t find someone appropriate to distract the guards…..
Last but not the least thought to join some rehab camp…(well Britney spears , lindsay lohan did the same…sounds preety cool…)but then dropped the idea ….bhai sahib shaadi bhi nahi hogi…

Don’t think that I am planning to cut my wrist…coz I am not…(but then you never know…)….and if you think that I am writing this just to attract attention…(well you never know…)...

Please help me (i hope it does not sound like saas-bahu soap’s promo where the protagonist asks the viewers “Agar aap meri jagar hote to kya karte….”…well even if it does…big deal…you guys already know what a big time nautanki I am ….(infact some of you even says that I am always on-the-stage-mode….. )….
I don’t know what to do…so you guys have to help me out of this situation…

Guys I am leaving on a jet plane …don’t know when I will be back again ….oh babe I hate to goooo…(god bless john Denver the ultimate peace…)…

Now you people must have got the idea that I screwed up…big time….help me

Your's troubled friend,
Shweta

happy new year....

Hello friends…so finally 2009 is about to over…in which we all had our share of “feeling-great and feeling-not-so-great” moments along with some real big OMG’s …. it is always prudent to cherish the beautiful moments and forget the painful one’s because dwelling on one’s past tragedies has done no good to anyone…
I won’t preach…or tell you to Face the challenges of your life with all fervor and zest…because at times it is fun to be Diffident also... and let your friends fix the thing for you (but just don’t make this your habit) …its not very good to keep on lamenting over the matter… let the bygones be bygones …always remember that:

“The happiest people in the world are not those who have no problems,
but those who learn to live with things that are less
than perfect”...

Now that new year is just round the corner…so it is the time to do some brainstorming (ohk I know it is a inappropriate word here…so then may be I am into “whatever-word-I-want-to-use-syndrome”) to decide over the new year resolution ….

Friends I got a mail…really liked it…and that’s why wanted to share it with all of you…these are list of things that one can implement in one’s life..READ IT (even if you have read it before) because it is worth getting the second thought..…or who knows it may help you in deciding your Resolution for 2010…here it goes :

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO..... Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. **Believe in love at first sight.**

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.

ELEVEN.** **Don't judge people by their relatives.**

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice ****
TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.

P.S. – Happy New Year

Now wats the problem in 10 to 6….

Hey guys I watch wake up siddh…liked the flick and loved THE RANBIR KAPOOR….i think it was a cool movie …had great time...was pure funnnn….actually it was pleasure watching that dude… looking amazingly innocent yet so so…well so sexy…hehe… last time I had felt that way…(well the butterfly thing in my stomach…was while watching jab we met …that green moflar around shahid’s neck…oh mah ma…)…

Now that I liked the movie so I won’t question how a boy of that age…and true brat like siddh…can be so sweet….with a clear heart…no smoking …no drugs … just the occasional drinks….and always the platonic thoughts running his mind…(well a little tough to digest that…but in this case special redemptions for ranbir….)…just one query…when konkana sen sharma will stop playng the identically same roles…???? I mean she is awesome at that…but then…page 3 , life In a metro.. luck by chance…a little bit of laga chunri mein daag(well that movie still haunts me in my dreams…)…nd now wake up siddh…same girl… with same inspirations...and aspirations…infact the same make-up and hair-style too…now that can be a little monotonous but then I m not really complaining……

So without playing too much Khalid Mahammad….i will come straight to the point…

My issue is with the projection of life…or life style…and the attitude…in the movies….i mean why each and every youth oriented movie is trying to tell us that 10-6 job is boring…and it is something for uncle ji types boy and behan ji(no…not mayawati…) types girls…
Somewhere these film are forcing us to believe that a guy working in a bank or probably an insurance company do not have a sense of humor…or a girl teaching in any X Y or Z school…does not know how to enjoy the life ….or for that matter if you are not very good at singing…dancing….painting or the lattest photography then you are good for nothing…and it’s a pitty if you yourself is no Eshan Awasthi or Antra ……

BHAI SAHAB Too much of tare zameen pe nahi chalegi….i know iss movie ne 80% of bacche and 50% of unke maa-baap ki psychology kharaab kar de hai…..

I appreciate the efforts of the people who bring such issues and show their agony to the masses but then being normal is also not any crime ..(certainly not as the law stands at present)
Its stupid at the part of the film maker to project that these 10-6 job holders are the frustrated lots… indulged in the rat race….and just trying hard to survive….and that these formal shirts wearer don’t know anything about the latest in’s and out’s of the market… don’t know how to have a good time or how to party hard…nd Don’t even have zest for living ……
I know many people who are not very good at ART …infact they are pretty bad…(including ME )….but then they have their own hobbies which they thoroughly enjoy…because Enjoying is something very individual affair…I mean there are people who give a lot of attention to their fitness and therefore enjoy their sessions at gym….or some like reading books…some like gossiping...and some are introverts and therefore prefer to enjoy just with their very close one’s….so ultimately what is important is having a good time… which ….for god sake…. one can have without chasing too much of arts….

And I believe that its great that your job is giving you time to pursue your hobby…which a 10-6 job surly gives you….and if that is not enough…then you have your weekends too…

So my humble request to the respected film makers ….don’t try to show that one has to be dyslexic… autistic…HIV positive or a complete brat to enjoy life…

Because one can have a good time in the break at the nearest momos point too…

THE ART OF PARENTING

I was just thinking…(well these days I do that a lot…especially when I am stuck with geometry…actually at that time all I can do is THINKING only…)…so I was thinking about The art of parenting...(now don’t ask me the connection b/w geometry and parents…or may be I can answer …both can give you pretty tough time if they want to…) ...Surly the most important factor in determining the individuals personality is definitely their parent…(I suppose you all will agree to me with out any contradictions…)…and I firmly believe that we are more (not less ) like our parents only…because we spend maximum time with them…and so unknowingly we inculcate a lot of things from them…that’s why even after generation the basic values of the family remains so intact …(of course the inflow of new ideas and values with every new generation is inevitable…)

Guys now-a-days with both mom-dad working , they have little time for their kids…but here I am not talking about how much time should one devote to their kids…because I believe that its not the quantity but the quality of time that matters…my issue is how we should treat our child…I mean how strict (or lenient for that matter )should one be with their child…now don’t under-estimate this question….because it is very important…

No matter how good you are at your work…or how efficiently you plan your funds/capital…its of no use if you don’t plan how to raise your kids (that’s your most important investment…)but the irony is that More than 90% of the people just don’t bother to give even the second thought to this subject…they never plan their behavior with their child…and just behave instinctively which suits them…(rather what should be good for their kids)…and that’s the reason the morality is sliding the southern side …(how do you feel when you read the tag line – MY DAD IS MY ATM…don’t ask me.. )

If you ask me I had a really strict childhood…I was under the guardianship (read it strict vigilance) of my uncle…I mean he is really a tough guy…(and I mean it)….i had my share of punishments which were pretty bad…

But surely we were the most well-mannered and disciplined kids (read it exemplary)…we use to be appreciated from everyone …but then I genuinely feel that we were just the perfect kids (doing all the things which was just proper…instead of doing what we actually wanted to..)...because we were actually scared of him… and I think that this particular episode of over strictness (which was definitely not required )….made us… yes.. a little under confident…


Well that’s the reason even today I am not very open to my uncle…(with him around I am always quiet and reserved....)…

Once we reached our teenage the anchor was handed over to my dad (not that I call myself a ship)

My dad is coolest…like we discuss our ward robe, movies, politics and almost everything…(and he will surly get annoyed if I put a face pack on my face without offering him first)….so he is a daddy cool…and it wont be wrong if I call him my real buddy…his aim was always to make us self reliant and he has done very genuine and visible efforts for that….we knew all about the bank, insurance and property transaction in our teenage only…because we were supposed to handle that…for him…and he makes us involve in everything happening in the house ..be it the property matters.…or about any important family decision…but then he has his 5 golden rules which we are expected to follow…(read it must follow…)... (1) you should be home by seven (not even five passed seven), (2)must not hang-around after classes with friends…(3) No school/college trips or fests.. no cinema hall (with friends) ,(4) Can’t visit friend’s home until there is no choice…and the most important (5) “MUST MARRY A MAILTHIL BOY” …well believe me these are a little difficult to follow (read it impossible)…

But then he has been extremely vocal, open about every thing…and the best thing is you can question him and he wont get offended (well that depends)…

Now you guys tell me what you have thought…how should one be with their kids…well if you have not thought about it…it is really bad….give it a good thought and tell me…

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

First of all thnxs for ur over whelming response for my last post…thanks a lot for taking it in such a good spirit…thnxs peetu…nd ritzii….you guys are commendable….nd pragya de u r mind blowing…a special jadu ki jhappi for u…u guys are such a sport…Sandeep jee thnxs for ur feedback too…(by the way I m still curious ki aapki mujhse kya dushmani thi...)…So before starting this blog ….mein aap sabhi ko pranam karti hoon…thik ussi tarah jaise Ram Carit Manas ko shuru karne ke pehle Shree Tulsi Das jee ne duston ko (demons) pranaam kia tha…aur uske baad mein ‘bade dil ki Malika’ Laxmi Prabha Singh ka ashirwaad leti hoon....aur iss blog ke madhyam se mein nitish kumar varshney jee ko mubarakwaad dena chahti hoon…chappad faad ke aa rhe Placement ke offers ke liye … aur unhe shubkamnayen dena chahti hoon unke ujjwal bhavishya ke liye

“ …IN SHORT FROM MY SIDE YOU GUYS GO TO HELL….”…coz that’s the plce for you all

Ohk…so guys you know what a brat I am…I am the most insensitive ,inconsiderate, insensible and callous…ohk moron also….so you guys happy now…feeling better…I am self obsessed rotton girl with a big big mouth…hope now you are in better health….

So so so…yes I am all that and little more…fine a lot more …

But one question…why I am such a bad person…believe me because you people have given me the right to be like that…because I am your friend… so bear me with this too..

Friends... well the most beautiful word in this world…a pillar of strength…a shoulder to cry , a rainbow …clouds , birds , tyres , bhalle papdi…momos…engine, , dog- elephant, cat-rat …. ohk enough I know my readers are too intelligent to read such crap….i mean…we all know that those sweet yet stupid lines are for the SMS’s only to fetch mobile companies…millions and trillians…
So here we are talking about friends…in real life

Why we need a friend (I am talking about initial 2-3 months)…..so that we do not look like an idiot in the entire college…all alone…we need a friend to accompany us to water cooler or loo …to provide us notes when we miss the lectures … or agar kissi se lad lia hai to koi to chahiye saath dene wala….

god am I sounding like a super mean and selfish girl….easy guys…nothing like this…


Do a little bit of introspection…common admit it…if you have to think 5 good qualities of your friend…god it’s a tedious job…now just think whats it is about him/her that makes you pissed off….wow….there is a long list….

Maybe today the relationships are based on convenience and you choose friends by analyzing how that person is important to you from the utility point of view…

may be …..??? hmmm…????


Common guys life is not very honky dory…we have to bear people(FRIENDS)…we have to make adjustments…don’t you get pissed off coz he/she is too lazy or clumsy or glutton ...or probably too philosophical….too busy with her BF or too desperate to get one…wants to take more credit for that project in which you also worked equally hard…she is always into self praise...or has very strong opinions about every damm things( especially in your matters)…or ego clashes….everyone of us has a story to tell

Often you hate them…often you curse them…with the choicest of the swears…

Then why do you still stick to them …????

Maybe because you fear what will people talk about you when you split…or may be others are simply impossible to bear…and he/she is little better than the rest…or you think that it is okey to be in the bad company rather to be alone…


or may be…. just maybe you love them with all their imperfections…

P.S – it is a zone to face the truth and accept it….still I am open to contradictions…. if you don’t agree with anything general or specific…feel free to speak out your heart

with malice towards one and all....

Narcissism has been attached permanently with my personality ….coz whenever u guys discuss me…this is the word that you never ignore…
What is this word Narcissism and what is its origin ??? According to Greek Mythology Narcissus was a handsome Greek youth who fall in love with his own reflection in a pool of water and Unable to consummate his self- love, Narcissus pined away and changed into a flower that bears his name, the narcissus ….
Now I think what you say about me is a bit exaggeration…I mean I know I love my self and can go a bit far in self-praise…but then….okey I accept all the charges against me..
After all in your own words You all say that you bear me…with my ridiculous …rather obnoxious one-liners which I use too often….. “ with that look I have got license to kill”….or … “If being sexy is a crime then arrest me….” but then am I the only culprit here…plz…being narcissist does not only count the obsession about one’s look but also include couple of other things…which I would like to point out with suitable examples…so here it goes…

Priyamvada Khatri whose favorite dialogue is “Mein to great hoon…” which she speaks with such a conviction that you are left with little choice but to agree….Ritzi….what do u think you are doing...when u go gaga about Vishal… non-stop....he is a boy full of virtues and angelic qualities…Easy Babe….i know he is a nice guy....but your description at times forces me to think… is he a regular guy with bones and muscles or an ET (Extra terrestrial) ..???? …nidhi thinks that she is the only girl who is considerate about her parents and deserves the best daughter award…..isn’t that qualifies to come under narcissist catogery…???.BUT my favorite is Pragya Gupta…Sorry Pragya de but you are one of those self obsessed maniacs……who just love herself and just cant help it..i mean I just could not help laughing seeing that tile painting you gifted to Preity… it was beautiful ofcourse …but then you forgot to mention her name over it or maybe there was not enough space left….with more than half of the area occupied by your own name…PRAGYA GUPTA in bold letters…

I would not like to mention anything about my own sister Preity Mishra (actually Preeti Mishra till class 11th…and then I don’t know what happened all of a sudden…maybe the Zinta Factor…but as per my knowledge she thinks that she resembles Shweta Tiwari..Rekha and Tabbu…a little bit of Tanushree Dutta and…isn’t it Aishwarya Rai too…but ofcourse I don’t blame her for it…)…after all she is the most intelligent, cool headed,logical,rational,sanjeev kapoor and mother merry types girl around…Nitish Varshney the guy with coolest attitude and amazing sense of humour…(most probably will get the placement in the 2nd year only… in the biggest MNC or will you prefer an Indian company Bro. ????…)

But in this “KAL YUG” aka 21st century..it is reassuring that there lives a pious and gentle soul Lakshmi Prabha Singh…who is the most beautiful , hot, sexy …Infact “EK BADE DIL KI MALLIKA” types gal who has been very considerate throughout ,generously leaving comments in my blog…I wonder if she even know the meaning of that profane word …“Self-obsession”…

P.S - This blog has been written under that severe attacks of INSANITY….means NO OFFENSE...Love you all…forever… (akshay kumar in kambhakht ishq)